Politics

Word is that Romney seemed to be loose and having a good time at the Cuban barbecue. While wielding his carving knife, was he having visions of carving up the porcine Newt Gingrich on Tuesday? Purified

One can image Newt fancying himself tilting at windmills, but wouldn't Cervantes be insulted that Gingrich referred to Spanish as "the language of the ghetto."  And on hearing his his rebuttal spoken in Spanish, we don't think he'll be reading the audio version of Don Quixote. Purified

Should Newt return the money he made from working for Fanny and Freddy? Should Mitt return the money he made from investing in them? Purified

Am I the only one who who sees the moniker Siri and thinks, "Geez, I don't want Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes toddler telling me which exit to take." Purified

NASA reports discovery of new potentially habitable planet. Obama announces future colony construction rights have been sold to Halliburton.

 

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Serial sexual harasser, philanderer & pizzaphile Herman Cain in happier times, grubbin' on some tasty pie Purified

Just Undo It.

 

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Russian Scholar Anatoly Moskvin's home contained a ghoulish menagerie of dolls made from women's corpses. Something tells me he has "mummy" issues Purified

(Guest post by An Amoeba) On this day of nationwide parliamentary elections in Egypt– following weeks of violence– one exiled Egyptian offers his perspective on Egypt's present crisis

 

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With an oddly theatrical flourish, UC Davis Police Lt. John Pike viciously sprayed seated activists in the face with highly caustic pepper spray– and sprayed his way into meme history

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