The shortest and most direct route straight to my heart is through bootlegged illustrations of Bart Simpson, or any member of the Simpsons family for that matter - special lust-worthy bonus if its Bard gone Bad with a sickly Siamese Milhouse attached. Tyler Landry, you win. Thank you for your illustrations. He also has a bunch of humorous hermit crabbed themed comics in there as well. Enjoy it.