Don Pablo Pedro's bio reads something like this: There once was a beautiful nymph, an amazing creature with five heads and three pussies. The nymph was seduced by a magnificent satyr. The satyr was revered as the greatest house painter in the small port town in which both hid. The nymph bore two sons from this union, although both were extremely unusual. The first son was born with a lavish beard that reached down to the tips of his toes, and a mysterious eye that resided on his single testicle. The second son was born with a penis protruding from his forehead. In an epic battle not long after birth, the long bearded boy killed and raped his brother. This bearded son lives on today, as Don Pablo Pedro.

Don Pablo Pedro lives and works in Brooklyn, NY.