Star Wars Vibrators from Balazs Sarmai

December 10, 2013

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away, Hungarian artist Balazs Sarmai was the Empire's preeminent vibrator-designer. He's come up with an entire series of concept "massagers," fashioned after Star Wars favorites like C-3PO, R2-D2, Storm Troopers and our personal favorite, the "Lord Vader Force-Powered Vibrator," brilliantly marketed with the tagline: "who's your daddy." Talk about something we never knew we needed. Now someone just needs to really manufacture these..