'Once upon a time there was a girl called Beatrix Cottonmouth. She was not very big so she had to eat everything with a teaspoon. One day while living her life she stumbled over a small bundle that was on the pathway in the forest, it was warm and red with big ears. It was a baby owl that fell from the tallest branch, but it was not dead so she picked it up and placed it in her hair where it made a nest...'