In honor of the 4th of July we bring back this classic Sane American flag piece.  We hope your day is filled with at least one of the following; fireworks, more fireworks, lots of fireworks, too much fireworks, parades, barbecues, carnivals, fairs, picnics, concerts, baseball games, family reunions, and tons-o-fun!

Ladies and Gentlemen, it's time to take back America! Join the National Tease Party Movement today and save this once great nation of ours. Let me introduce you to the Hottest, Teasingest, most Patriotic legislative bodies the old Red, White, and Blue has ever produced. And we make this pledge to you: The National Tease Party will restore the Republic, with one pastie, under God (Where Blue Laws apply) with libations and G-strings for all!!

O say can you see by the dawn's early light, What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming, Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming? And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there; O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave, O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.... Happy 4th!!