No more pelting your friends with ping pong balls and guzzling tasteless beer for you. You've grown up. You have taste. When you bring your friends over, you exhibit not only your prowess on the chess board, but also exhibit your fine taste in wine. In fact, you beat them mercilessly and make them drink every glass... just kidding.
Unfortunately, this is not a new commodity out there for you to put on your coffee table. This is actually an artwork by Anders Nordby inspired by Marcel Duchamp's interest in chess (Duchamp was known for abandoning art to focus on playing chess, one of the many famous moves by the influential prankster).