Just for the record, this was totally my idea. So, I go in to get a tattoo of the Bermuda Triangle cause I figured it would be a pretty good idea to dedicate a part of myself to a portion of the universe also known as the Devil's Triangle, and a region in which a number of aircraft and surface vessels are alleged to have mysteriously disappeared in a manner that cannot be explained by human error, piracy, equipment failure, or natural disasters. If we can attribute these disappearances to the paranormal, a suspension of the laws of physics, or activity by extraterrestrial beings- then I'm in, for life. Lets go on a honeymoon to the Bimini Islands and just disappear.

What do you want to talk about?? How about shoes?

So, Auto Trader is hosting a contest- to Cliff Your Ride!!! Which, in theory, is like the awesomest concept ever!! You get to drive your car off a cliff and watch it explode and get a buncha money!! I bet they do the old brick on the pedal trick- or maybe Mister X to the Z Xhibit drives it for you- Cliff Your Ride Dawg!! I just realized this blog is turning into me researching fire, cars, lazers, Metal and cool animated gif's all day- and telling you about it. I hope you love it cause its the least I can do to keep my mind busy.... from... loving it. You. x

This one is for you Danielle. Love you Chicken. x

Surprise!!! I'm responsible for the hesher in the middle.