Arrived in Amsterdam two nights ago! finally! in the time we have been here ( Kristie) I have seen the most esteemed paintings of Van Gogh at the museum after which it is named, Paintings by Picasso, Joan Miro, Warhol, Sculptures by Russian cvonstructionists, as well as gone to the torture museum. humans can be very creative when it comes to creating devices to extract ''truth'' from people!  sex museums...ate some pizza...oh yeah I also ate a banana out of a woman's vagina...its ok Kristie did also! she wouldnt let me do it alone shes a team player!...we went and saw a sex show and it was the most hilarious and strange and exxagerrated version of a techno version of a 14 year old boys favorite and unrealsitic fantasy...it was amazing and strange and they invited kristie and i onstage for the grand finale!!the banana trick!! yes we were totally honored...and we got to freak her a little bit to some euro techno...some Van Gogh and a sex show in the same day...yes Amsterdam is better than what they say it is...and we dont get hassled for gettin lifted in public...dream come true? you decide!