Deep in the Jungles of Arkansas, USA is a Nut Farm, Brenda's Nut Farm to be exact.  Inside the gates of this Nut Farm lives and works my favorite artist in the world.  Occassionally Donald Roller Wilson will share his newest works in the form of electronic mail, today was one of these days of joy, soon, I will travel to the Nut Farm to meet Donald Roller Wilson, until than, please familiarize yourself...

http://www.donaldrollerwilson.com

WHO REALLY REALLY KNOWS WHEN A HAPPY NEW YEAR ACTUALLY BEGINS?
 
COULD BE ONE BEGINS EVERY DAY.
 
SO, A HAPPY ONE TO YOU FROM ROLLER
 
(WHO WOULD LIKE TO YANK YOUR EAR - TO BEGIN WITH)...

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1938...AT THE PRECISE MOMENT BEGINNING THE YEAR...JIMMY, HAVING WANDERED TO THE CENTER OF BRENDA’S NUT FARM...MISTAKENLY SEEING HIS HALF-SISTERS, BETTY, MEG, AND LITTLE JUDY...
 
SEEING THEM ENGAGED IN WHAT ABSOLUTELY APPEARED TO BE A LEBANESE AFFAIR - A QUESTIONABLE THREE-WAY - A LIAISON... (THOUGH JIMMY WAS NOT SURE THAT’S WHAT IT WAS - AND EVEN IF IT WAS WHAT HE THOUGHT IT WAS, HE WAS NOT CERTAIN HE HAD THE NAME OF IT DOWN PAT)...(THOUGH HE WAS CERTAIN THAT WHATEVER IT WAS BEGAN WITH AN L)...(AND, REGARDLESS, HE WAS GOING TO SPREAD IT AROUND)...
 
BUT ALL THAT ASIDE (AND WITH MEG NOT EVEN BEING AWARE OF JIMMY’S AWARENESS)...ALL MEG THOUGHT IT TO BE WAS AN OPPORTUNITY TO GIVE HER HALF SISTER, LITTLE JUDY’S EAR A GOOD YANK...
 
AND WITH BETTY THINKING IT TO BE ONLY AN OPPORTUNITY TO TRY AND SNEAK A QUICK SMOKE...(NOT KNOWING THE LUCKY STRIKE SHE THOUGHT SHE HAD, WAS CANDY)...
 
AND WITH LITTLE JUDY NOT THINKING ANYTHING AT ALL OUTSIDE OF GETTING AWAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE)...
 
AND, SO THE YEAR BEGAN...